Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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