dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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