why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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