note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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