If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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