At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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