i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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