did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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