We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
