Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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