just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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