You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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