I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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