Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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