you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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