therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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