I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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