hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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