my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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