you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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