Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This is the high leading the old right now
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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