definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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