some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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