I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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