There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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