I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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