your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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