fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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