sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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