well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
