she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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