5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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