Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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