How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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