Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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