I'm lost and stupid without you.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I believe in your delicious
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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