He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
