i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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