Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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