my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My feet surprised me
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