He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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