Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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