so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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