So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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