I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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