Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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