dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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