We named our party play list daddy issues
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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