so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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