Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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