D3 body, D1 cock
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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