oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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