Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Houston, we have a squirter
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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