Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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