even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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