Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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