So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
