the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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